How Many Blokes...

[cupid04]

Q] How many blokes does it take to change a light bulb?


A] Three. One to screw in the bulb - and two to listen to
him bragging about the screwing part.

[Wharton]

bad girl

[Wharton]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 - but you wonder how they got in there in the first place
Ok, an old one I know, g'night cupid pal x.

[cupid04]

good night wharton.xx

[cupid04]

It's good night from me, and good night from him, lol!!

[Wharton]

C'mon lassie, where's the 'Best Answer' for 'bad girl'?

[cupid04]

Your wish is my command!

[Wharton]

lol - kiss kiss kiss - g'night again pal :-)

[cupid04]

For you Wharton.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Arksided]

ha ha, no wonder the candle didn't work. I'll try again

[mikey4444]

How many Women does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 12...1 to put the bulb in and the other 11 to form a "Women's Group" to discuss the passive role of the socket.

[PipinDorset]

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None - the bulb has to WANT to change...