The Dressing Gown Of Doom

mrs_overall | 08:47 Tue 26th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank

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Yesterday I advertised a dressing gown for sale on a local site and was swamped with would be buyers within minutes. The first person to respond said she was on her way but didn't turn up. She rang later to say her car had broken down so she couldn't come. I then contacted the second person who said she was elderly and didn't drive. She only lived half a mile away so I said I would drop it off in an hour. When I got there I saw an ambulance outside - she was dead!
The dressing gown is still for sale.......

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humbersloop

let's hope there isn't a third taker then

BlueToffee

With a provenance like that, I thin I'll give this one a miss mrs-o!

albaqwerty

should other shopping site users be worried? :-D

Tilly2

You need to burn it!

B00

Selling a dressing gown? Is it woven in gold?

Is the price you're hopefully going to get worth the cost in petrol if you deliver?

BlueToffee

....... Sorry, thanks

daisya

Think I'll pass on this great offer (!) mrs o.... thanks anyway.

mrs_overall

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Boo I wouldn't normally deliver but it was only half a mile and I was going that way anyway.
No, it is not woven in gold but is pink, fluffy and still has the £40 price tag on.
Are you interested? ;-)

B00

£40 for a dressing gown? Are you madder than a mad thing? Mine was a fiver from Primani!

mrs_overall

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lol
It's not mine, I am selling it for a friend who has more money than sense

RATTER15

I had a dressing gown once, I bought it to go into hospital, I wore it once in hospital, I havent seen it since. Will you deliver it to me in Devon mrs O? Pink and fluffy you say? :D