Masterbation

[slinkywizard]

Do you really get hairy palms?

[coemgen]

oh yeah, definitely.

[jenstar]

Of course. It'll cost you a packet in waxing treatments.

[Waterwolf]

Don't listen to them Slinkywizard, they're winding you up. The answer is no.

[Hippy]

Listen, your palms are naturally hairy. Only by the friction from vigorous and regular masturbation can you keep your palms free of fur.

[ChrisPBacon]

Definitely not. It does make you go blind though.

[smithers]

it only makes u go blind if u r on the net watching porn and masterbating.

[mikewith]

My, my what a grown up thread this is!

[DavidUK]

It doesn't give you hairy palms - but it does affect your ability to spell, apparently! Try "masturbation"!

[Dsg]

Tried it ! But does anybody else find that the hairs on your palms get caught in those awkward places !

[slinkywizard]

wildwood - lighten up a bit, relax.

[Goldie]

Do we mean "masturbation"?

[coolhandluke]

ahh yes one only has to put the word masturbation into their question and its bound to get a thousand hits........