God Created The Universe In Seven Days.

[dustypuss]

Do you think he put in for planning permission .

If so do you think he would have got it?

[Baldric]

Didn't he pack it in and have a rest day on the 7th?

[dustypuss]

Yep sorry Six days.

[Davethedog]

My council charged £165 for a new roof, dunno how much they would charge for a universe.

"On what day and time is your universe open for inspection Mr GoD"

[The Builder]

Dusty, in a way, that might confirm that we are alone in the Universe.
If we had neighbours, one would surely have written in with an objection :o(

[atalanta]

I always wondered why so many ants were created. nobody would ever have given planning permission for the creation of zillions of ants. Or mosquitoes, either, for that matter.

[Zacs-Master]

Who would he have applied to?

[Baldric]

If he had bothered, would it have been the first case of
God-bothering?

[emmie]

our council is hard pressed to fix the lights outside, not something we are allowed to do? but must say that it's unlikely God would have got planning permission first, second time around, but likely the third, after paying a zillion pounds in fees.

[Bazile]

//I always wondered why so many ants were created. nobody would ever have given planning permission for the creation of zillions of ants. Or mosquitoes, either, for that matter. //

atalanta - What are you on - haven't you heard of procreation ?

[excelsior-1]

to whom would he have had to apply?

[emmie]

Richard Dawkins..

[Zacs-Master]

A Victorian English teacher, perhaps, excelsior.

[Bazile]

Richard Dawkins will soon see the light

[excelsior-1]

forgive me, Zac

i did not see that you had already asked that

[Zacs-Master]

I thought you were pulling me up on my 'grandma' ex!