I Was Lucky To Get My Job ......

[excelsior-1]

..... in the funeral parlour, as i gather that the profession is a dying art

still, at least it was a good way to urn a living

[shoota]

Mournings only....?

[Zacs-Master]

You should be proud of yourself.

[AlwaysConfused]

It wasn't the cough that carried him off, but the coffin they carried him off in

[magicmick]

His brother was a miserable farmer they called him the Grim Reaper

[Svejk]

At last he's found a job he styx at.