Is it true?

[islasmum]

That when you massage your legs that you should massage towards the heart?

[mrs_overall]

Gness, it is brilliant. I suffer from restless legs and cramps and it stops both dead in their tracks.
It is supposed to help bone density in ahem, ladies of a certain age

[mrs_overall]

Islasmum, sorry for going off the subject xxx

[gness]

Right...I have fidget legs all the time...will get one.

[mrs_overall]

Gness, don't buy one of those circular things you put your feet on whilst sitting in a chair - they are rubbish. You want a stand on machine. I'll email you tomorrow with some info xx

[gness]

Thank you.x

[DTCwordfan]

Don't let these ABers bring your life to a end
Because Mrs O and gness told us it was ok to breathe again
We can't have you being a victim of an AB thread
In cardiac arrest - many will protest that resuscitation can't be explained
Nor ignored...so let's sibbo your heart, the that was one ragged
Because "The Coven" will take your heart and sell or tag it......

There aren't many men you need in your life....in order to breathe,
You just need to tune in with your "Tony" in order to achieve
The goats and plumbing cure, so you won't be diagnosed
With an irregular heart beat..you just need a shoota jump-start
and resuscitation of the heart,as well as your brain
So you could signal your organs that make you can make love again.

[mrs_overall]

<<<holds up two "10" score cards for DT>>>>>

[islasmum]

Thanks everyone - Mrs O, you crack me up!
9 times in 2 years! Especially people that you have to be de-loused afterwards!
I'm surprised that after years of attending diabetes clinics at GP's and hospital clinics that no one has ever told me this piece of information before!
As for a foot massager, I might ask Father Christmas what he can do. Or get the OH some massage gloves!

[gness]

No massage gloves Islasmum.....skin is best.

[gness]

And two more 10s DT. x

[Psybbo]

10 here also, but I so want to pull his leg

[DTCwordfan]

which one?

[Psybbo]

DT, do you want to get me banned?

[DTCwordfan]

:-( to the banning :-) to the (wo)man handling....

[islasmum]

DT had posted that when I was replying, and I'm very impressed! Thanks all for an interesting thread.