spider interbreeding with human dna?

[satnav26]

to whom it may concern,


i write to you with the upmost concern. Can you tell me if its possible for a human to crossbreed with a spider? I had an encounter with a spider recently, it landed on my face, i wiped it off, i then scratched both my eyes, and afterwards, i felt very strange indeed to be honest, i was hyperactive, sweating a lot, my face swelled up, my circulation to my upper limbs and lower limbs was worse, i was losing track of time, i had memory loss, and cognition problems, hard to concentrate, etc.


This is really bothersome because my mental health seems to have been affected to be honest. If you can shade any more light on this situation i would be extremely grateful.


yours sincerely,

[pdq1]

On a similar vein your DNA contains about 50% of a mouse. It might explain why I like cheese so much.

[tonyav]

He won't attract me into this web of deceit.

[Psybbo]

Don't tempt me!

[tonyav]

LOL.