Andy Hughes' Testicles ...

[sunny-dave]

Quite apart from the bizarre nature of the story ... please just note the author's name - has our much loved music journalist ABer got a new gig ??

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/41658

I do also love the final line of the article :

"Ms Topp who first met Mr Douglas in 2005 said that second time around, their relationship was mainly platonic"

MAINLY !!??!!

[askyourgran]

I bet he won't let her get back on topp again.

[sunny-dave]

I await the arrival of our Mr Hughes with a degree of trepidation now, given the way this thread has gone ... ;+)

[Hopkirk]

I am cracking up at Plautus's response.

It mirrored my thoughts.

[anotheoldgit]

Its amazing that this savage and sadistic sexual assault on this man becomes a subject of jest, I wonder if a man was to inflict some form of equally savage sexual assault upon a woman, it would also be classed so amusing?

[jno]

there's something in what you say, aog, though the sheer bizarreness of this attack does raise a nervous giggle. A little more sympathy for the victim might be in order none the less.

[B00]

Why did he go back to her though?

[yogi-bear]

"She claims that she accidentally ripped off his testicles as they tussled." LOL

Agree with Plautus.....anyone who looks like that should have an annual rabies shot.........howwwwwwwlllll.

Hiya Boo,

Who knows?....He does look a little bit of an oddball ( get it!....i'll get me coat ) :0) x

[B00]

She's no oil painting, will give you all that ,but then again, neither is he! There's someone for everyone I guess, just a bit less of him for the ladies to enjoy from now on ;-)

'ow do Yogi x

[anotheoldgit]

B00

/// Why did he go back to her though? ///

You may also ask why do the majority of batted women, stick with their brutal partners?

[B00]

Because they've nowhere to go to AOG.

He clearly did as they were actually apart, then he voluntarily got back with her.

[boxtops]

I clearly had a NoM moment and meant sloopy :-) and yes, figs, more wrinkled.

[aelmpvw]

and they say romance is dead

[joggerjayne]

Well my relationship with my OH is "mainly" platonic, coz I only see him every two or three weeks.

[joggerjayne]

Crikey ... !!

I've just clicked on the link in the OP.

Surely those are two photos of the same person, but in the top photo he's wearing a syrup.

[rockyracoon]

Lol JJ, lol.