Andy Hughes' Testicles ...

[sunny-dave]

Quite apart from the bizarre nature of the story ... please just note the author's name - has our much loved music journalist ABer got a new gig ??

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/41658

I do also love the final line of the article :

"Ms Topp who first met Mr Douglas in 2005 said that second time around, their relationship was mainly platonic"

MAINLY !!??!!

[boxtops]

As they say in Private Eye: I think we should be told. :-)

[B00]

Her handbag strap's got handcuffs on it??

[ludwig]

// Speaking after the hearing, Ms Topp gave her side of the story, she said: "I can't remember biting off his testicles. //

Seems reasonable. It's the kind of thing that could easily slip your mind.

[DTCwordfan]

Now if Miss Topp had bitten off Ed Ball's balls we would really have a story.

[Prudie]

Wow! What man would dare rekindle after that?

[sandyRoe]

Why not, what has he got to lose now?

[Ellipsis]

Admit it! You knew no sane bloke would want to read that story, so you deliberately avoided posting what it was about and instead came up with some tenuous link to AB ...

[B00]

to be fair any title with the word "testicles" in will have us all nosying!

;-)

[plautus]

Have you seen the face on it? No way is she getting anywhere near my nadgers!

[boxtops]

It says she was stabbed in the back too - it sounds a very physical relationship!

[humbersloop]

<..wipes tears away..>

an unlikely looking, erm, pair too

[ludwig]

Sandy, it says they were reattached with 19 stitches, so he could lose them again.

Actually a similar thing happened to me but I needed 40 stitches.

[boxtops]

LOL @ NoM, I've gone off figs

[B00]

NoM?

[humbersloop]

//stabbed in the back//??

you mean he didn't have the b*lls to tell her to her face...

[humbersloop]

^^boxy obviously meant plums

[plautus]

"LOL @ NoM, I've gone off figs"

I've been through this thread three times in case I had missed something, but can't find NoM. Please enlighten.

[Ellipsis]

OK, sunny-d, you want to play nasty. Try this one ...

http://www-psych.stan...edu/~pinto/scrot.html

[ummmm]

//boxtops
It says she was stabbed in the back too - it sounds a very physical relationship!//

Was that a joke?

[jno]

I should think so, it was only a metaphorical stab in the back because he reported her