Best Answerbank replies .......

[Ann]

What are your favourite wittiest replies on here ...........
This has to be among the best

//why is it important to clean wash and sterilise dog grooming equipment//
Reply by ttn - cleanliness is next to dogliness!

Brilliant ttfn LOL :)

[NoMercy]

Some of Whiffey's replies were genius - I do miss him.

Snags, Triggs, MT and Craft have variously had me in stitches over the years.

[flump1]

The " I want to be a dolphin trainer " thread , old but good !!

[vodkancoke]

I agree with you NoM....I miss Whiffey too, he was hilarious.

Snags, Gness, craft, Mrs O and B00 keep me going on here.

[Ann]

Yes all of those are so witty - I can't think quickly like that! I love to read the MOFC but I can't join in as I'm not that clever, and by the time I have thought of an answer the subject has moved in ............... still like having a laugh though!

[thenry]

a brilliant answer but a pointless question !

[Ann]

Do you mean the one I quoted in the OP Thenry? It was such a strange question, all the more strange as it was asked three times in succession from a new ABer. Maybe they were sitting a vets exam? I thought the reply from ttfn was very witty!

[sandyRoe]

Probably asked by someone doing a NVQ in animal nursing. It was a brilliant answer.

[LoftyLottie]

Dear Whiffey :o( He was brilliant.

Snags is the one who makes me laugh the most. Just a wonderful sense of humour.

[nungate]

Ann my sweet, you don't have to be clever to join in with us over on MOFC
just come on in an enjoy the banter, I have trouble keeping up with things over there and I appear to have taken on the running of it (pro tem)

[thenry]

I think that's my point ! The answer is obvious ! Because if you didn't clean it ...... ?

[Ann]

You are making a brilliant job of it nungate at Nungate Towers, I follow it all. One of these days I will timidly creep in the tradesmen's entrance with cap in hand lol :)

[nungate]

Don't you dare sneak in the Tradesmen's entrance, my guests all arrive by the front door, Igor is waiting key clenched firmly in his sweaty palm just awaiting your arrival, to take your coat and provide you with tonight's tailcock

[Ann]

I don't think you have grasped the joke Thenry - ttfn wrote "Cleanliness is next to dogliness" Have you heard the expression "cleanliness is next to GODliness? Its a brilliant play on words which answers the question!
Dearie me you are as bad as me, people usually have to explain jokes to me! :)

[queenofmean]

noooo...the tradesmans entrance has a sheer drop on the other side..

[thenry]

Ann - I agree with you that it is a brilliant answer but it is a completely stupid question !

[Ann]

Well you are all waiting for your coats to go home now, and all the bottles of tailcock have been drunk, I know cos I fell over them on the back doorstep! Maybe next week I will make an appearance ......... ;0)

[nungate]

Not yet Ann, the sack race hasn't been run yet