Something illegal...

[NoMercy]

If you could do something totally illegal and get away with it, what would your crime be?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I'd hack into the richest peoples' bank accounts and divert a tiny amount of their wealth to local councils for their infrastructure budgets, including social housing, roads, services, schools, disability services, extra-curricular activities etc. and then I'd hack into the councils' accounts and set it up.
I reckon the economy would improve as the infrastructure and local jobs market did and we'd all benefit.

[askyourgran]

I'd like to smack the neighbour who has been letting her dog out when it comes into my elderly neighbours garden and uses it as a toilet. Today the b**stard did it on my patio. I'm hopping mad having to clear it all up, but I've been warned that this particular newish neighbour is not very approachable. Bleddy cat two doors away, two bleeddy hens round the back and now the fr8gg8ng dog! Sorry.feel better for that.

[cupid04]

I couldn't do anything seriously illegal as I have that thing called a conscience!

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

My answer creates a paradox where that's concerned Cupid so it's o. None of the people I would be taking from have an ounce of conscience.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

^^ ok

[Psybbo]

cupid, I don't believe you

[Ann]

I would divert all the Government Aid cheques to come back into the UK coffers instead of going to rich countries running space programmes - charity begins at home!