An Italian tourist asks a blonde...

[Essell]

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

[shoota]

That would thwart them.......

[mrs.chappie]

I like that one. :o)

[MichaelZZ]

Essell, I do believe that you've changed the wording of this joke.
The original involved a blonde lady, didn't it?
I only mention this because although you may have changed the gender of the person, you omitted to change the gender of the adjective.

Blonde female
Blond male

Pedantic old git aren't I?

[Tilly2]

I think that's a perfectly good answer. They would fall in the boat.

What's funny?

[Prudie]

I find it amusing.
It is however news to me that we drop the e from blonde for masculine in English (or in fact give gender to any adjectives), I don't think we do.

[Essell]

@MichaelZZ - interesting point ! My pocket dictionary says 'blond - of a woman..fair haired ' However I doubt my dictionary at times - it is the same size as a paperback but has nearly 1100 pages, and claims to be a 'pocket' dictionary :o).

[Tilly2]

It's blonde woman and blond man. (That's what I was taught anyway)