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FAO Sqad, Sloopy, Gness, NoM, Tony, et al
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Composed on the charabanc - back seat.
The AB Slapper - dedicated to Sqad and Mrs Sqad
Chatterbank tells of an AB girl around town,
Who's often found with her knickers pulled down,
Caked in Overall make-up, the gaudiest of brands,
Though this doesn't matter cos she's good with her hands,
With a fake Sloopy tan and a massive tony-like arse,
It takes just a NoM drink for a thumbs up to make a pass,
She smokes like a gness BBQ, she swears like a trooper,
But isn't bothered either way, she cannae give a fooker,
Her laugh reeks of Marval filth, she has a way with words,
Plus she aint really one of those posher Castle birds,
Her 'mates' all bitch and refer to her 'a moose',
But Sqad's son loves her cos she's so loose,
She's not on her own, yes, there's plenty more out there,
With their 'mummy' tattoos and their L'Oreal hair,
Oh what a gorgeous, and sweet sunny-dave cracker!
Such a pity Sqad's mistaken her for an AB slapper.
The AB Slapper - dedicated to Sqad and Mrs Sqad
Chatterbank tells of an AB girl around town,
Who's often found with her knickers pulled down,
Caked in Overall make-up, the gaudiest of brands,
Though this doesn't matter cos she's good with her hands,
With a fake Sloopy tan and a massive tony-like arse,
It takes just a NoM drink for a thumbs up to make a pass,
She smokes like a gness BBQ, she swears like a trooper,
But isn't bothered either way, she cannae give a fooker,
Her laugh reeks of Marval filth, she has a way with words,
Plus she aint really one of those posher Castle birds,
Her 'mates' all bitch and refer to her 'a moose',
But Sqad's son loves her cos she's so loose,
She's not on her own, yes, there's plenty more out there,
With their 'mummy' tattoos and their L'Oreal hair,
Oh what a gorgeous, and sweet sunny-dave cracker!
Such a pity Sqad's mistaken her for an AB slapper.
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The AB roads are noisy
with the movement of passing tony's motors
The coffee bars get fuller.
The Sibbo leather-pants brigade begin to gather.
stand, and listen, pretending they are looking for gness trouble.
The juke box plays its continuous Mamya tune, music appreciated by most.
The aroma of Alba Espresso coffee fills the nostrils and the night.
Sunny Dave Motor bikes pull up, the AB charabanc behind.
Riders and ABers dismount and join their friends in the gang.
They stand smoking, swearing, playing with girls; making a Kerosene row.
They pretend not to notice the drizzle falling out of the dark, because Sibbo's supposed to be hard in her leather-jacket and pants.
Rowan and Redman in the corner, snogging, hope the motor lights will not be dipped to much to much, so that the others will see them.
They must all have recognition;
There must always be enough leather-pants around them, the same as theirs.
The flickering lamp on the road shows the rain for what it is, wet and cold.
But it does not show their faces for what we ABers are.
with the movement of passing tony's motors
The coffee bars get fuller.
The Sibbo leather-pants brigade begin to gather.
stand, and listen, pretending they are looking for gness trouble.
The juke box plays its continuous Mamya tune, music appreciated by most.
The aroma of Alba Espresso coffee fills the nostrils and the night.
Sunny Dave Motor bikes pull up, the AB charabanc behind.
Riders and ABers dismount and join their friends in the gang.
They stand smoking, swearing, playing with girls; making a Kerosene row.
They pretend not to notice the drizzle falling out of the dark, because Sibbo's supposed to be hard in her leather-jacket and pants.
Rowan and Redman in the corner, snogging, hope the motor lights will not be dipped to much to much, so that the others will see them.
They must all have recognition;
There must always be enough leather-pants around them, the same as theirs.
The flickering lamp on the road shows the rain for what it is, wet and cold.
But it does not show their faces for what we ABers are.
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