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Bazile | 14:10 Tue 11th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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I was at a wedding reception the other day , when the bride came up to me and said -
' sir , your'e drunk '

' madam' , i replied ' your'e ugly , but i'll be sober in the morning '
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The real question [since this is Answerbank] is are you Winston Churchill or are you WC Fields? http://quoteinvestiga...08/17/sober-tomorrow/
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I'm Bazile - what's your point , sir/madam?
In the 50s Winstone Churchill was in the 'House of Lords' making a speech when Bessie Braddock stood up in anger and said those famous words & he uttered that same reply.

Therefore its a true story...

jem
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Yes , yes , I knew about , the connection with Winston Churchill .

Are you saying my re-working is no good ?
No No Baz i'm not saying that, just a bit of trivia thats all.

Your version works well too. :)

Jem
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Thanks :-)
I like it I wish I had said it.
Sorry Jemisa, Bessie Braddock was never in the House of Lords. You can find suggestions that he said this to Lady Astor and Emmanuel Shinwell as well as La Braddock et al.
My point was that I believed you were presenting a quote said to be from Churchill or WC Fields without attribution. That's why I included the link to the discussion.
Lady Astor was supposed to have said to Churchill ' If you were my husband i would poison you' and his supposed reply ' if you were my wife i would drink it'
Churchill cracked this in 1940.
didnt even know that churchill got married to bessie braddock
He Didn't Baz...

Shall we call the whole thing off?

Jem.

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