Olympics For the Physically Lazy person

[SIRandyraven]

As a born lazy potential athlete.
What is the best event for me ?

[bednobs]

shooting i reckon

[bednobs]

or perhaps diving - after all it's only stylish falling

[lankeela]

The Horizontal Sofa Stretch

[zebo]

Single Sofa Surfing, you'll get the silver behind my gold.

[Prudie]

anything equestrian, you just have to sit there.

[Dee Sa]

armchair athletics, we had a family member who was an "armchair gambler" never ever left his seat whilst horse racing was on tv, always got someone else to go and put his bets on.

[DTCwordfan]

Masturbation in the parallel London Sex Olympics - the competition is stiff though.

[Flyhalf]

Luge, single or double

[craft1948]

I have a Gold in on-line shopping....................

[SIRandyraven]

Shooting or Luge ...
Shooting ....but you have to lift the gun.
Luge ...lie down ...that's my sport

[lankeela]

And you get a tea tray to have your cuppa on

[Georgiesmum]

Sofa attending!

[owdhamer]

poker

[Nibble]

Here's a good few ideas here http://www.theanswerb...7.html#answer-7142178

[vulcan]

They should introduce snooker in to the Olympics, taking a rest is part of the game.

[magicmick]

Have you tried the new Olymic sport The Pub Crawl

[Nibble]

Toenail clipping is yet to be explored...

[Andyvon]

Darts if they introduce it. I remember 25 stone+ Andy Fordham saying that any sport that considered him an athlete and allowed him to booze and smoke while taking part sounded good to him!