Daft thoughts...

[NoMercy]

I hate night flights. How can the pilot see where he's going.

Post your daft thought here. Prize for the daftest...

[anneasquith]

good morning ( alex) hope your well ?

[whiskeryron]

When you put liquid in a thermos flask how does it know whether to keep it hot or cold ?
If you have a bow in your hair & a (tree) bough in your hand & you bow to an audience how do you know which is which ?

Ron.

[Clanad]

Why do food stores (here in the U.S. at least) package croutons in airtight, hermetically sealed packages? To keep them from drying out?

[bigbadmarty]

Someone said that a 63 year old woman in Romania was the world's oldest mother .


Well my mate Barry's mam is 95 and still going strong ...

[parkie]

How come the bank says I've no money left in my account.
I've still got loads of cheques left.

[robert551069]

Why is champagne called "dry" when obviously it is wet?

[NoMercy]

Marty, that really made me chuckle. X x x

[emmie]

having a night light, strange.