farting

[smilingcrow]

This may be a slightly strange question but I work in an office filled with old middle aged men in construction who sit there constantly farting. It really irritates me and I find it disgusting as you cant even open a window because they are toxix refuge cabins ironically.
Anyway the time has come to take things into my own hands. How can I concoct the most deadly of farts and get some revenge on these knuckle dragging idiots?

[lcg]

dunno....but if you start to wear one of their white face masks (you know - the ones used for dust) and tell them they are dirty mofo's every time they fart!!! i would recommend a stink bomb in the office. organise a half day for yourself and set it off as you are leaving, and tell them it was revenge the next time you are in work. also, you could consider complaining to your boss, saying you will take it further if the farting doesn't stop. but i would try the other ideas! you have my sympathy! x