Short guy ponder?

[Johnny2000]

Why are smurfs blue?

[buttons]

because peas are green?

[Johnny2000]

Why are peas green?

[snapdarlich]

because smurfs are blue!

[Johnny2000]

So if smurfs were green, would peas then be blue?

[buttons]

Yip im pretty sure thats how it works. Now the big question is why are oranges orange?

[Johnny2000]

Well.... was the fruit around before the colour? If so, what was it called before they called it an orange? If not, surely it exposes someones lack of imagination when they discovered the fruit in the first place to even call it an orange!

[Peri]

It will always be too early for this conversation !!

[funnywebsite]

Because they squash blueberries and make drinks out of them

[Johnny2000]

So this is why smurfs are blue....... mmm

[Octavius]

According to the creator they were blue because they only had sex once a year, so I aim for at least twice just to be on the safe side.

[Johnny2000]

But surely if Smurfette was the only female smurf.... she would be red at least?

[mollymay]

These answers made me laugh!! First time ive been on here!!

[Octavius]

The wicked Gargamel originally created Smurfette to stir up trouble in the village. But Papa Smurf�s magic turned into the charming little Smurf that everyone adores.

Unfortunately his magic couldn't extend to turning her the proper female Smurf colour, which is why none of the male Smurfs find her that attractive because she looks like a man - well apart from Vanity Smurf maybe....