Mutated giantsized super rats?

[Jonno21]

Hi, i'm from seascale sellafield and i've noticed that recently there has been an explosion of giant super rats and i'm not exaggerating as i've been to madagascar and these things here dwarf the Malagasy Giant Rat which are huge

http://upload.wikimed...asy.giant.rat.arp.jpg

These creatures are very bold and have been seen attacking dustpins to try and get in and following shoppers who are carrying food in bags.

Just the other day i heard yelping from my little yorkie terrier alfie and ran to the garden to find him cornered by roughly seven rats who were't frightened by by presence and only dispersed when i blew my foghorn, to be honest i was terrified because these things were huge and vicious looking and no one around here now goes out at night and sleeping is near impossible as every sound outside has you running around the house checking the doors and windows.
The funny thing is we live not too far away from the nuclear plant and there is also a government scientific experimental facility 2 miles away and i can't help thinking that this may have something to do with it as everyone in the local area that has reported this has been visited by officials and have had very in depth interviews by these guys wanting to know every little detail and have been forcifully convinced to sign a waiver agreeing to not talk to the media under threat of prosecution.

Have any of you heard of these giant rats around sellafield or know why and how they've grown bigger then a medium sized dog?

[mickrog]

my regards to James Herbert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS0fXQN6zrI

[Prudie]

Haha that's the actual advert DT but does anyone remember 'Not the nine o'clock news' doing a spoof on that ad in relation to Sellafield (or was it called Windscale then?)

[Prudie]

I've found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0WzCtF0yY

[DTCwordfan]

well done Prudie - I was looking for it.....

[mrs.chappie]

Awww, what a cute rat that is, learning to detect landmines.

[jomifl]

These rats are probably the pets of the mutant sewer dwelling humanoids that you met earlier in the year. I advise you to keep a good stock of foghorn gas canisters.

[RATTER15]

As a Pest Controller of 13 years, You would never believe the stories ive heard of these giant rats, every single story have been the same sort of nonsense as this one. Jono, go back to bed and finish your dream lol lol

[notasyoungasiwas]

Chaffinch - I'm still chuckling at your answer !

[rowanwitch]

Wait til Boos cat is full grown she will be big enough to take them on

[Jonno21]

Ratter as I've said I lived in madagascar and their rats are the biggest in the worlo so I thought until I saw the monsters min the uk.
A little while ago at around three in the morning there were several reports that many heavy trucks came and men in suits similar to Anti radiation suits were spraying everywhere, a small light aircraft was spraying too, after this rats were dying everywhere and what's strange is that the bodies of huge rats started decaying from death to skeleton and then even the skeleton would jellyfy and become noting more than a a gloopy mess and this happened within the space of a few hours, i don't know what they sprayed but it was poweful stuff which left a greenish fof the next morning, the next week there was an unpresidented rise in asthma and breathing problems which we believe was due to this green gas, we can only pray that all of the pregnant women in our community have not been affected by this mysterious green gas. No one had admitted they sprayed the green gas, the goverment officials are denying it happened and the 42 people that had footage of the trucks, rats or green gas mysteriously had their houses burgled whilst they slept and had their cameras and computers stolen, many were light sleepers and many had noisy dogs yet no one woke up during the burglaries, when the residents awoke to find tey had been burgled all pet owners found their pets, cats dogs, budgies and parrots in a deep sleep hic has never happened before, this tells us that a whoever burgled these houses used chemical agents in thehouse somehow rendering all dwellers and pets unconcious.

[shoota]

Allelulia!