Well, that was an expensive night out

[sherrardk]

Himself went out last night (no problems with that, he works hard and probably hasn't been out for about a year). However, he lost his keys and tried to get me to wake up to let him in my throwing stones at the windows. He then broke a pane of glass in the back door to get in. When we opened the curtains this morning he had managed to break all three back bedroom windows. As he has no spare key for his van, he then had to go and buy another one (he has to have a van for Monday, can't rent one as they have no roof racks for his ladders) - he was going to get a new one anyway, just not this side of Christmas. All in all an expensive night put, good job he rarely goes out.

[sherrardk]

Please excuse all of my typos ^

[firewatch]

your angry, go join the emotions thread hunx

[sherrardk]

Hi FW, this is the bloke who got a brick in his eye when it fell down a chimney he was inspecting. Only yesterday, he was in casualty getting his hand sorted out where he gashed it on some broken chimney liner. He has manged to set light to a t shirt he was wearing and not notice till he saw his reflection in a window. I could go on but you would only think he is a complete moron (he isn't, but it does start to sound that way when you add up all of the incidents).

[firewatch]

oh dear god, i bet u know the a+e staff by name!

[Lambert-Butler]

Farted in a dry suit??? Does he not know the dangers of doing that?

[cathfromsaron]

next time, get him to sleep at his mates!

and please tell me how you sleep so well? x

[Lambert-Butler]

oops that was meant to say. ~Why has space cadet farted in a dry suit, does he not know the dangers of doing that?~

[sherrardk]

Hi Cath, I go to bed too late and have five young(ish) children (and one of them is border-line evil!).