Daily Mail visits Chatterbank ....

[wolf63]

This is a story from the Daily Mail that shows that brains are not both required to allow a person to play football professionally.

http://www.dailymail....-produce-puppies.html

[Mamyalynne]

Ah yes!

[jno]

ChatterBank's just the place for him then... <evil smirk>

[daffy654]

One of the first things to check when getting any pet should be it's gender, even more important if getting two pets of the same breed! What an idiot.

[wolf63]

If it was a kitten or a small rodent I could understand the confusion - but these hounds are huge and the boy bits would have been pretty obvious !?

;-)

[daffy654]

He can't have ever taken these dogs to a vet. When registering your pets with a vet they always ask the animal's gender. I'm beginning to wonder if he has anything to do with these dogs at all.

[Baldric]

Ya know, it says it all really, ya know!

[Sgt.Rock]

When did someone ever require brains to kick a lump of leather filled with air? Even TV pundits are unable to speak proper English.

[mungbeanz]

Peter Schmiechel's quite intelligent. But I guess he catches the ball instead.

[mccfluff]

answerbankers are human???

[Messi_Ten]

What about the flat nosed idiots who catch a ball and run with it?

[Sgt.Rock]

Jamie Redknapp says things like "They was playing well" and always pronounces TH as F. Unbeleivable that he got a job as a TV pundit.

[Sgt.Rock]

Surely he needs to be able to speak properly at least (and Andrew Marr was probably a better footballer).

[DTCwordfan]

With ears like Marr has, if he is involved in football he may be mistaken for the FA Cup....

[mungbeanz]

Football doesn't even need pundits. They just tell us what any idiot can see. I am quite capable of analysing a football match myself and the interviews after the game with the players are cringe inducing. Do they send them on a 'how to state the obvious' seminar before they become footballers? A potato could do the same job.

[Sgt.Rock]

Good one, DT!!

[wolf63]

DT - I picked my fantasy football team using the size of the players ears as a guide to their ability to run through the wind. I know naff all about football - which is obvious as I am at the bottom of the AB league.

Wonder if the puppies are free to a good home - my brother doesn't have a dog and I am having problems getting him a present. He has three small children so it would just fit into the chaotic household. And if it is BOGOF I could get one for the kitties to taunt and bully.





Before there are any complaints - that was what is known as a joke.