Wrong number

[sherrardk]

The phone has just rang and someone asked for Chris, I said no, think you've got the wrong number. He then said well who's that - how would that make any bloody difference? (Not long sat down after getting 4 out 5 of the children to bed, so not best impressed.)

[Buenchico]

When you're a teenage lad, all lessons are wonderful if they're taught by a sexy female teacher, Sherrardk ;-)

[quinie]

The other night I answered the phone to hear someone saying "Holly"'I answered quickly saying "Sorry there's not a Holly at this address" It turned out the person had said"Hello" -She tried to explain why she was calling but I'm afraid I just put the phone down-it was perhaps rude of me but I'm not very good at foreign accents!

[tinkerbell23]

Lol quinie lol!

My doc is a digit diff from a psychic that i use....i often call one by accident x

[sherrardk]

Presumably, your psychic knows you are going to call?

[owdhamer]

I received a call late one night, on the other end of the line a soppy male voice said how would you like to smack my bare botty.I answered with how would you like a kick in the b______ks. I never heard from him again

[Buenchico]

That's only 'cos I lost your number, Owdhamer ;-)

[aggiela]

Vodafone mixed mine and a district nurses number up once. I kept getting calls for her, the callers used to phone 3 times in a row determined they had dialled the right number, I had had my No for 5 years by then and I kept telling them to tell her to phone vodafone.....well she did after I had a call from a man whos wife was in labour....twice. Funny that was the last call I ever got for her!

[naomi24]

//The phone rang one day and I recognised the caller and said "Hello Don".He said "Hello Craft what are you doing at Mike's?"..............//

Craft, that sounds like a line written for Trigger from Only Fools and Horses! Haaa!

[DaisyNonna]

Have had five wrong number calls in the past two days. All asking in almost intelligible English for (I think) Isabelle. I never identify myself or confirm my address. New phone, same number. Am I doing the correct thing?

[Ann]

Daisy - Perhaps they were saying in a foreign accent "Giz a bell!" LOL