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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.And...do they tell you that towing over the recommended capacity invalidates your warranty. They do not. 3 tonne limit. I'm sure a plane is more!
Me: Hello Mr dealer. I have a problem with my Nissan
Dealer: What's that?
M: It's Knackered
D: What happened?
M: I towed a plane and then it stopped working.
D: How big was the plane?
M: Quite big.
D: How big?
M: Looked a bit like a 757.
D: ...
M: Hello?
D: ...a 757 as in a boeing?
M: Yup.
D: They're a bit over 3 tonnes.
M: I should coco. 99.8 tonnes would be closer to the mark.
D: That with or without passengers?
See how ridiculous? Fecking stoopid advert.
Me: Hello Mr dealer. I have a problem with my Nissan
Dealer: What's that?
M: It's Knackered
D: What happened?
M: I towed a plane and then it stopped working.
D: How big was the plane?
M: Quite big.
D: How big?
M: Looked a bit like a 757.
D: ...
M: Hello?
D: ...a 757 as in a boeing?
M: Yup.
D: They're a bit over 3 tonnes.
M: I should coco. 99.8 tonnes would be closer to the mark.
D: That with or without passengers?
See how ridiculous? Fecking stoopid advert.