Received a great big fat letter from my bank today - 8 sheets of paper telling me how much interest my savings account have accrued and how hard they are working to make my money work.
well it won't get you into a public lavatory, that now 30p or more, so 10p, a few childrens sweets, 10p to give to a big issue seller, no they won't do, not enough, suggest save it for a rainy day, and keep putting 10p to it each time it rains, in next to no time you will have enough to buy yourself a bank, then you can tell the one you are with to shove it up their ........