Which would you prefer to have

[lankeela]

Diarrhoea or constipation? Having had the squits for two days now I think I prefer constipation. At least you don't have to make sure you are within reach of a bog at all times and pebble dash the bathroom when you do.

[Teddy_boy]

Neither .

[Buenchico]

Diarrhoea is the only one which most employers will accept as being a valid reason for not going to work ;-)

[lankeela]

I'm not offering!

[looobylooo]

errm, T.M.I there, lankeela! ... lol

[Quassia]

Memories!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHzMIFDOcVQ&feature=fvsr

[lankeela]

Thats true Chris, don't think I would ever have thought of using constipation as an excuse.

[ELVIS68]

Diarrhoea is worse, but thanks anyway lankeela ;o)

[Quassia]

OOps!

[looobylooo]

and are you dancing in the moonlight clenching or straining, quassia?
either, could be quite amusing to watch! lol .. ;o)

[Quassia]

Shut it looby & .... tootle off! ;0)

[looobylooo]

lol ...^^ ....'twas only asking!! ;o)) ... lol

[tank1960]

never heard so much sh?t?.lol

[fredkins]

neither is very good when you have Ulcerative Colitis like myself and my son, both over a long period of time becomes a dangerous situation.

[Tizzi24]

Anyone who's truly had a bad dose of constipation (a fortnight) would always prefer to have diarrhoea.