Irish Inventions...

Jemisa | 23:31 Tue 30th Aug 2011 | Jokes

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What is the latest Irish invention ?
A solar power touch.

What is the latest Irish invention ?
A parachute that opens on impact.

What is the latest Irish invention ?
The biggest microchip in the world.

What is the latest Irish invention ?
A helicopter with an eject seat.

What is the latest Irish invention ?
A cement life jacket.

What is the latest Irish invention ?
A spacesuit with air holes in.

Whats the latest Irish sales deal ?
A bungi jump - no strings attached.

Did you see that sign in that irish shop's window ?
It read: WANTED ; Boy to trace gas leaks by candle light,
must be willing to travel.

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pjgriffo

Very good Nox .

askyourgran

Lol em10 I enjoyed the dictionary. I like the blonde jokes too.

Jemisa

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R.H. I Have to listen to a load of 'Essex Girl' jokes, but they don't bother me, Why should they? its all a bit of harmless fun, lighten up.

jem

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emu777

I'm Irish ;) and had a little chuckle :)
I lived in the UK for a while and I remember someone at work saying 'oh that's real irish' to some kind of blunder.. and then apologizing to me profusely...thing is WE use that expression too!
The latest kerryman invention? An underwater hairdryer!
We can laugh cos the Irish are loved and welcomed everywhere in the world :)))

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