Short Films In Heaven

[AB Editor]

Afternoon All,

This has been going on twitter all day - people have been listing the short films they'd like to see replayed of their life once they reach heaven.

For those interested and on twitter the #tag is #SFIH

For those not, I wondered if you'd like to suggest some?

Some examples, A montage of:

"Every time you went to kiss someone on the cheek and got their mouth by accident."

"A montage of the dances you did as you nearly walked into a stranger, with the weird noises you made as the soundtrack."

"Every time you rolled your eyes at something/someone cut with clips of all the times people rolled their eyes because of you"

"All the moments you showed cat like reflexes but nobody are played in slow mo, with commentary by Murray Walker & John Motson"

"All the times you were carried up to bed sleeping as a child, but you weren't asleep really"

"All the little victories that no one ever saw, replayed in slow-motion to "simply the best"

Anyone got some suggestions of Short films which could be shown of their life to themselves in heaven?

[Jan1957]

All the times I fell over, but I suppose that wouldn't be a short film. I am a bit accident prone. Some would call it clumsy I suppose.

[fliptheswitch]

All the times I did stupid things to embarrass myself, had a sneaky look round to see if anyone had seen, and then continued as though nothing had happened. I do this quite often.

[AB Editor]

I like that FtS - a collection of pretend nonchalance...

[fliptheswitch]

Lol. That's exactly what it is! Just last night, I soaked myself in water, after dropping the hose in the garden. I had a sneaky look round, saw my neighbours out in the garden (who had obviously seen me) and just carried on as normal... soaking wet. I haven't been out there since.

[yinyang]

A montage of all the time that, just as I'm falling asleep, I dream I'm stepping off a cliff and wake up with a start and a loud ' bwaah! ' noise. I'd like to see if I look as stupid a I suspect I do....



or a compilation of all the times I've fallen downstairs