They sent my census form back

[McMouse]

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, pikeys, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern Europe!'

...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

[askyourgran]

Especially since JJ posted much the same thing this morning.