TTFN & Mamya

moonraker558 | 22:58 Sun 20th Mar 2011 | Jokes

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TTFN & Mamya were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. TTFN leaned over and said to Mamya, "Life is so damn boring; we never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said Mamya holding up a £5.00 note. TTFN slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, Mamya soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling TTFN came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked Mamya.
TTFN said “ I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement “
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3 AB ladies pt3

I've lost my nerve now.

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I was once a florist, moony, and loathed dried flowers with a passion. Tend to look at them differently now though. Love it ♥♥