Someone's Been Shot

[joggerjayne]

All the road is closed along the sea front.

Apparently someone's been shot.

[joggerjayne]

Thanks, Yogi ...

I feel safer already !

=0)

[yogi-bear]

"Then it was all back to the station for Camparis and canapés".

WPC Crabpaste was given a standing ovation when she appeared with some olives.

[snags]

They weren't olives... it was standing ovulation...

[bednobs]

" shot dead by police in a planned incident. Wanted re several crimes"
blimey, i have a parking ticket i haven't paid yet, do you think the police will "take me out" in a "planned" operation???

[sg]

It was just next to Brighton Rocks, a nice restaurant - kind of a British tapas sort of place.

[NazNomad]

We know ... that's where the canapés and olives were purchased.

[joggerjayne]

Brighton Rocks is quite jolly when the weather's nice.

You can stand outside with your bottle of wine.

A bit less jolly if you get shot, obviously.

[ChuckFickens]

"WPC Crabpaste"

How very un PC, they are not WPC's any more, and she can probably get a cream for the crabpaste part.

[sg]

True, but I've never planned for that incident..

[joggerjayne]

Well, I'm going to the pub.

This was already planned. I'm not just going to rubberneck.

I'm not even going in to Kemp Town (the area where it happened).

Although, on the way back ...

=0)

But then I might get shot.

Hmm ...

[ttfn]

The dead man was, apparently, wanted in connection with armed robberies in the Sussex area over several months. A hand gun has been recovered from the scene. I just hope the police officer(s) involved is/are exonerated.

[joggerjayne]

Whoooaaahhh ... !!!!!!!

(backtracks a few posts)

WPC's are not WPC's any more ??

Really ?

=0o

[joggerjayne]

Okay, back later.

Be good ... x x x

[sg]

Turns out he was the one that done my Post Office in Western Road JJ.