Faux Pas of the Weekend..... no.1

[Bbbananas]

A work colleague had a birthday last Friday so I sent her a card which I had semi-created myself, thinking she needed cheering up. The front of the card was a photo of a cockatoo (you can guess what's coming.......).
I put on the outside "*****'s husband always said she was partial to a cock-a-two......"
& followed it up on the inside by putting "And here's hoping you 'get one' on your birthday".

told another work colleague today who gasped in horror. This lady's husband is only attending the ED clinic (erectile dysfunction) for impotence....

Oh dear :-(

[mccfluff]

priceless :-)

[China Doll]

Well it's not like you could have known.... It'll be alright.

[chelle7272]

oops 8-)

[Eve]

Noooooo! Oops but I had to giggle at that!

One of my former colleagues got another colleague a rather special 60th birthday card last year not realising she isn't actually 60 until this year!

Had a friend who was out with a fomer object of my (unrequited) affection recently who was remarking to him that a girl in the bar was looking really tarty only to later to find out later from other friends that she is his new girlfriend!

[society]

Salls, don't feel badly, she didn't tell you about 'her' cock. :-)

[China Doll]

'...with a lot of pushing you can fold a floppy coc into a lady...'

^^^ Mmmmm... sexy... ;oP

[mccfluff]

fold it how?

[funnygirl]

Lol, good one Salla!

[ttfn]

Never mind salls, I get the idea that a card to embarrass you has not yet been produced. Still, I bet your friends and colleagues do a lot of retail market research and live in constant hope ;o)

[maggie21]

salla you wasn't to know!
What good will it do him to fold it away? I bet shed be gratful for him to salute her!!!

[Bbbananas]

ttfn - I did get a very crude one once, something about a shepherd's pie - & that's all I'm saying. It was after a particularly bad bout of gastroenteritis. That did make me blush a tad.... ;-)

[craft1948]

Just tell her you weren't referring to her husband's.......

[whiskeryron]

if it's folded isn't there a chance of blowback ?

[Barmaid]

I am lmao. What was faux pas number 2?!!!!

[ttfn]

More importanly BM - how many were there in the series salls?

[bednobs]

why would you tell your colleague about this??????

[ummmm]

Could be a friend as well...

[Invictas]

I think you should hibernate, NOW!