Poor old Gordon

[carlton23]

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel .

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him,

'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just £100.

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute, they come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100?

With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.'

[woofgang]

groan

[horseshoes]

Lol.

[waterboatman]

Like it! :-}