How much.....

[bobjugs12]

....would you sell your body for?
Hypothetical situation. A very unattractive individual comes up to you in the street and offers you a sum of money of your choosing in exchange for a night of passion with them.
How much would you want from them?

[askyourgran]

I think we'd have a lot of work on between us boxy, I bags the middle, you and ttfn can toss up for the head and the legs end. If we charge by the pound (weight) we could be quids in, I still have 2 stone to shift.

Lol butch, I'm sure the beer used to be stronger than it is now. I've got up with Stan Ogden before today.
But I'm off to bed with my book now.

[boxtops]

Gee thanks gran, you know your friends ;-) I'm not exactly a lightweight either.... (can't speak for ttfn, she may be a sylph)

[ttfn]

Then as it is a question of balance I shall take middle position, Good night all ♥

[askyourgran]

oooh nooooooooo I said I was having the middle.

[boxtops]

on that happy thought - me too, nite nite all ♥

[askyourgran]

Night all ♥♥

[joeluke]

So when this happened how much money did you offer this person?

[Answerprancer]

I'd do it for a couple of pints and a kebab ;-)

[poodicat]

Clean Underwear

[tanny22]

i would charge a lot as i have the body of a god

[mike11111]

So we've heard, AP!

[Answerprancer]

I have the body of a dog !

[boxtops]

you sound like a centaur, AP....

[askyourgran]

We are a bit choosy you know, and so far the offers have been way to low.

[Barmaid]

Really depends HOW unattractive they were!!!

[askyourgran]

I assuming Quasimodo £1000,000, for Rob Lowe or George Clooney nothing.

[netibiza]

Sell it?? I can't give the damned thing away!!!!!