i need a samle

[slinky.kate]

of urine for the doctors today,how do you pee in that wee bottle??????

[ummmm]

Have you got a funnel?

[slinky.kate]

naw,

[redcrx]

when i was having to do samples when pregnant, i could hardly see around my baby bump
I would make a funnel from a piece of paper and use that to fill bottle.

[Bbbananas]

Just do the Full Monty scene - stand back and pull up firmly......

[DEN53]

funnel is good or find a small bowl and decant it into the bottle.

[moonraker558]

Now you know how hard it is for us men to be so precise. lol

[slinky.kate]

you men can just stick the bottle at the end of your thing and 'bob's your uncle'

[ummmm]

There is a bit of a difference between a toilet and and sample bottle...!!!

[moonraker558]

If only it was that easy.........

[slinky.kate]

^^ i suppose it depends on the size??

[sprayer]

Get one of these ''SIMPLES''

http://www.shewee.com/newstore/

[moonraker558]

Your name is not appropriate for this thread sprayer.

[snags]

lol at 'sprayer' giving advice...

[slinky.kate]

that shewee looks good??????

[ethandron]

shewees are great. never used one for producing a sample for the doctor (although i'm sure it would work), but use one regularly when out and about walking in the countryside. means i can pee standing up against a tree just like a bloke and don't have to expose my backside to all and sundry. much more discrete and has removed the anxiety of needing a pee when we go out walking. i really would recommend them.
first time i ever needed to produce a sample when pregnant, many moons ago, i used a pyrex bowl and then decanted it into a small glass bottle. this was before the days of giving out plastic sample bottles. the pyrex bowl has foreverafter been known as the wee wee bowl and is now mainly used for microwaving peas in - honestly!!
i find that if you just hold the sample bottle underneath you, as you hover over the loo, you get a pretty good sample. it's easy enough to wash your hands and the bottle afterwards.

[slinky.kate]

i see you can get them on presciption,i might ask for one

[McMouse]

Peeing in a wee bottle............