Have you read the story that

[PokerMan]

thieves are targetting garden washing lines and stealing expensive lingerie; and that a burglars first target in the home is the underwear drawer?

After England's exit from the World Cup, I carefully washed my England shirt & hung it out on my washing line.

During the night, some rotten thieving urchin came along & stole the clothes pegs!

[Barmaid]

lol Pokerman.

After England's exit, my BF dressed his son in an england shirt. I took one look and said "there are laws about cruelty to children, you know"!

As for your first paragraph, my suspicion as to the perpetrator is Sqad!!!!

[PokerMan]

lol - it could well be