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Hearing problems...lol
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**I heard this this morning on Gold Radio. So funny I had to share it with you...
DJ...........I have trouble chewing/swallowing food. I was sitting on the beach with my family and suddenly the condition started. Anything can start off this condition, usually brown rice and bread.
Well my wife and kids were sitting on the beach with another family we knew well when I took a huge bite of delicous French bread. Suddenly the bread got stuck in my throat and no matter what I did I couldn't swallow it. I grabbed a kids juice bottle and as I was turning red in the face and struggling to get the top off the bottle my (his) wife looked at me and said, 'Are you having one of your moments dear?' I nodded, stillstruggling with the bottle cap and my wife said 'Well stop it darling, you're frightening the children!' Eventually he managed to pull off the top and take a huge gulp of drink and managed to dislodge the bread just as he was turning blue in the face.
(That really made me laugh out loud..)
BUT...
As the DJ was driving home his youngest child asked, 'Are you alright now daddy?'
'Yes I'm fine now thanks.' He replied.
His wife, looking concerned turned to him and said he'd have to go and visit the doctor. 'I did,' he replied, 'He said. He told me I had to masticate more....but with my dodgy hearing.....'
Well I fell on the floor with laughter! I literally had tears running down my face lol (masticate means chew/chewing)
DJ...........I have trouble chewing/swallowing food. I was sitting on the beach with my family and suddenly the condition started. Anything can start off this condition, usually brown rice and bread.
Well my wife and kids were sitting on the beach with another family we knew well when I took a huge bite of delicous French bread. Suddenly the bread got stuck in my throat and no matter what I did I couldn't swallow it. I grabbed a kids juice bottle and as I was turning red in the face and struggling to get the top off the bottle my (his) wife looked at me and said, 'Are you having one of your moments dear?' I nodded, stillstruggling with the bottle cap and my wife said 'Well stop it darling, you're frightening the children!' Eventually he managed to pull off the top and take a huge gulp of drink and managed to dislodge the bread just as he was turning blue in the face.
(That really made me laugh out loud..)
BUT...
As the DJ was driving home his youngest child asked, 'Are you alright now daddy?'
'Yes I'm fine now thanks.' He replied.
His wife, looking concerned turned to him and said he'd have to go and visit the doctor. 'I did,' he replied, 'He said. He told me I had to masticate more....but with my dodgy hearing.....'
Well I fell on the floor with laughter! I literally had tears running down my face lol (masticate means chew/chewing)
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