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Handbaglady | 14:30 Fri 13th Aug 2010 | Phrases & Sayings
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Let's put all the senior citizens in jail, and the criminals in a
nursing home.
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks,
they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying
it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built
for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.
J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
Gardens.
Each senior could have a PC, T. V., Radio, and daily phone call. (even
porn if that’s what they wanted!)
There would be a board of Directors, to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The "criminals" on the other hand, would get cold food, be left all
alone, and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room, and pay £2000.00 per month and have no hope of
ever getting out.

Justice for all.
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Pleased you agree 2shortplanks. Love your avatar.
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I've got about twenty, but Radley bags are my favourite.
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The sad thing about this posting is that every word is true!
This came round on an email circular a couple of weeks ago. Life is not fair, but I wouldn't want to be in prison.
clap clap clap this deserves a round of applause !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm pleased some of you ab'ers agree, mike11111 and zzxxee. I just thought it was food for thought.
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2shortplanks. I love to drool in Collectables at the Metro Centre. Their Radley window displays are to die for.
my wife read this to me in the daily mail the other day- copyright fraud lol!!
but its 100% right aint it??
It's doing the rounds - but it's certainly food for thought!
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Don't know about the Daily Mail paper, I got it in an email.
I don't want to go to prison. Anyone who says they would should actually try it.

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