what is the most random saying you ca think of if you walk into a lift the doors shut

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to make people look puzzled you could say
" a sprout is an excellent pet" and walk out again

can you do better????

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yes mash and deep fried badger yum xx

[Garmard]

Jump in the lift and dance, shouting "Ainsley Harriot!" before jumping back out the lift.(OMG you lot are a bad influence on me.)

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lol garmard or jump in and say

equal rights for beetroot and jump back out again

[pericat]

My daughter had to write a couple of essays over the week end for school and to stop the kids from merely copying and pasting they had a random word to put in the middle of a paragraph - Karl Jung was the subject and the words were chewing gum and panda. She had fun with those

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or just shouting max bygraves at the top of your voice over and over again !!

[andy-hughes]

A friend of mine advised that his girlfriend said - completely randomly -

"Everything in life concerns either drinking, or ten-pin bowling, and I hate that!"

What a mind!!!

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very good andy x