My friend drove me back from the hospital this afternoon in her...

[Gail_Fawcast]

...open top Merc. You should see the looks on the faces of white van men & chavs & chavettes in their wheels as two old birds flew past them down the bypass @ 90+mph.. Do you think we looked like something off a birthday card or more like Thelma & Louise? lol - lardy

[boxtops]

90+ mph ? they were probably looking at the unmarked police car following you!

[Gail_Fawcast]

No they'd stopped a chav in a Seat Leon further back down the road boxy so we knew we wer OK for a couple of miles.

[tamborine]

90 ? is that speed or age...........lol

[pericat]

def thelma and louise - did you stop and murder a young brad pitt along the way ?

[Gail_Fawcast]

I did angel - thank you. Just the relief knowing I was OK must have made us both feel good to be alive etc. Speed tambourine - speed dear

[Gail_Fawcast]

No such luck peri - only chavs available unfortunately

[B00]

they were probably looking at you as your hair resembled Edwards Scissorhand's and you had dead squished flies stuck to your teeth.

Yours
The party pooper
Boo

[jno]

hey B00, are you Boo now?

Love the avatar

[B00]

Well, I always wanted to be Boo jno, but some git had already taken the name when I tried to register it, not that i've ever seen them on here!

And ta, and as for yours...angelic? Cherubic? seriously??

;-)

[jno]

I am angelic all over. Did I see the Ed the other day saying there were 250,000 ABers? No wonder all the good names have been took.

[Gail_Fawcast]

Not to mention the one that's registered to me but they won't let me access! We want lardhelmet!

[B00]

Crikey, that many users? How many regular ones though? I reckon there should be a spring clean sort of thing. All those folks who are registered but havent posted or even visited for say 18 months should have their memberships revoked (goes without saying they've to return the carriage clock too) and their names become available again.

I'm baggsying Boo, with o's and not silly zeros.

[jno]

I expect most of them posted one question and then vanished, including Boo.

I see Mollykins has gone the Simpsons route too. You'll make a great family.

[boxtops]

^ LOL @ jno, who's Homer?

[ttfn]

Good for you lardy. Trust all is well if you were on your way back from the hospital?

[Gail_Fawcast]

Yes thanks ttfn - all the tests were clear. That's why we were celebrating - I'm OK!