Afternoon all

[pericat]

So much bad news on the go - we need a few heart warming stories - anybody ?

[pericat]

I did and receptionist hasbeen sick so nurse is sending me out appointment but it was supposed to be a month from my last which was 2 weeks ago but now I don't know how long I'll have to wait !

[Silver21]

I haven't got anything nice to say, only that I have a raging headache and had a weird dream about The Beatles last night! Weird or what!

[ummmm]

Yes Fluff....it looks weird.

[pericat]

Were you one of them silver ?

[Bobbisox]

I will keep my bits x for you peri pet

[Jan1957]

I am starting to win the battle of the cardboard boxes. Can actually see my living room carpet now (bugger that means I'll have to hoover it!).

[annie0000]

I can't believe that McFluff works in space and that people can go there to deliver chocolates.

[pericat]

Jan - get someone else to Hoover

[mccfluff]

well at least i can eat as much chocs as i like :-P

[Bobbisox]

just had to giggle, went away to answer the phone the phone then clicked back on, I must have hit the translate button and it was on Italian, I was thinking ...why is everyone speaking Italian...lol

[annie0000]

Do you need to wear a space suit?

[Jan1957]

Good idea peri. Will work on it.

[zzxxee]

my chap starts his new job on mon my daughter has won an iceskating reward trip for having the most merits this term in her tutor and my nextdoor neighbours goldfish is pregnant !!!!!

[mccfluff]

only if i have to pop to the shops

[Silver21]

No, I wasn't one of the Beatles, they had their own theme park, with a yellow submarine as a ride and giant women about 10 foot tall marching down a roadway to Hey Jude!

[mazie]

I went to see my Mum at the care home on Monday. There was this lovely old lady in her late eighties I would say.She wanted a drink of water, there were no carers about so I fetched her a beaker of water. I had to hold it to her mouth on the slant as she couldnt straighten her neck. The upshot was I ended up spilling some of the water down her front. When her husband came to visit I walked across the lounge (which was full) and explained the reason she was a little wet. "Yes," she said in a very loud voice, "She spilt it all down my fluffing T*ts"

Made me smile :o)