Fantasy Kyle

[bobjugs12]

I assume you've all heard of Fantasy Football, but i've got a new game.
FANTASY JEREMY KYLE.
The way the game works is you control the show. You need to do the following:
Guests. As many as you want, but at least one must be you.
Storyline. The more outlandish and vulgar the better
History. The chavier the guests and story is the more you score
Action. Lie Detector, DNA etc; you choose the action that JK and the team can use
Solution. SO when JK goes back to your story in a Where Are They Now show, we can see whats happenend.

I will judge the entrants and the best stories submitted by 4:45pm will win.

Good Luck

[ummmm]

He changed the prize Peri...you're doing the washing up. Lucky girl :-)

[bobjugs12]

You can also fetch me a brandy and a cigar as well peri

[pericat]

Are they disposable ?

[cherrychapstick]

that you finished work bob .....safe trip home

[pericat]

Will I roll the cigar on my maidenly thighs bob?

[bobjugs12]

Hi folks. Journey home is a five minute walk.

Peri, if you can roll a cigar on your womanly thigh then will you marry me?

[ummmm]

Oi....I seen you first....

[bobjugs12]

Yeah but your married to Ginger.

[pericat]

But I have a horse - can you measure up ??

[bobjugs12]

Probably ;)