the most common use of the F word..lol

[Bobbisox]

*_History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word_*


10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC


9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC


8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566


7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer,
1877


6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926


5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937


4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938


3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945


2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the
head!" - JFK,1963


And ... drum roll

The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ...
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

[joggerjayne]

F*ck me, it's getting hot up here.

(Icarus)

[lankeela]

F*ck off on your own then, you'll never make it without me - Andrew Ridgeley

[McMouse]

"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f***ing mad."
- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.

[McMouse]

Any f***ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

[joggerjayne]

LOL @ the Andrew Ridgeley one !

[joggerjayne]

If you drop out of Harvard, don't think you're going to f*cking sponge off us, you bum.

(Bill Gates's dad)

[McMouse]

How many f***ing "A" levels have you got and is your Granny the Queen?

Prince Harry's interview for Sandhurst.

[joggerjayne]

F*ck me, Mr Hewitt, my brother's hair is soooo like yours.

(the young Prince William)

[yogi-bear]

F*ck off you embarrassing Greek git" - The Queen, everyday since 1952

[McMouse]

^^^^^^ f***ing brilliant

[McMouse]

^^^^^^ meant for JJ

[lankeela]

Why me - you scared of f*cking flying or something? - Orville Wright to his brother

[lankeela]

I told you not to forget the f*cking hoover bags - Mrs Dyson

[joggerjayne]

There's no f*cking way she will be found Guilty.

(joggerjayne)

[dustypuss]

Oh f***it lets go down to the bar the kids will be alright on there own - Garry McMann

[dustypuss]

^ Garry McCann

[lankeela]

Phoooooo - I felt the sharp intake of breath throughout CB then! (And I thought some of mine were a bit near the mark)

[BBBE99]

The one I always hear is,
"F**k you..."
or,
"F**k me"

[in a mo]

Hole in one superb stuff I am desperetly trying to think of more but at the moment nothing F*** It.

How about
John Terry Everton V Chelsea last night
After 1st Everton Goal last night Fu** It
2nd Everton Goal last night Fu** It
Full time The manager of Chelsea to John Terry "F*** Off
Mr Terry now on compasionet leave Boll*****
Decent Chaps 1 John Terry 0

[society]

On here, AnswerBank at one time or another most people have said "What the focuk!"