When I go to have my hair cut, the bloke always starts asking me about the football, and I always tell him I hate football, I'm a rugby man.
He still always asks.....
Grrrrrrrr
I remember at school being asked- What football team do you support?
Me- I don't like football
Random classmate- Yeah but what team do you support?
Me- I don't like football
RC- Yeah, yeah but who do you support?
Me- *rolling eyes* Man United (was the only one I knew of at the time!)