Chat up line

[parkhead]

What is the best chat up line or prop ( ex a kilt, glasses etc) you have ever used and was it successful?

[Andromeda]

Well, I can testify that on Wednesday night 'Happy New Year' got me a lot of snogs! My fave prop is alcohol - now that one never fails!

Andy

[sft42]

Ok then.....all the women seem to love a kilt....is there a touch of Bisexuality in that......and i have always found that playing the guitar in a band seems to be not a turn off exactly.....only beaten by the saxophone.....failing that tell the a secret that's shocking and you would only tell to someone you've known for a while....failing all that relaxing and just being yourself can't hurt can it???

[andy hughes]

I used to freelance for a teenage girls' magazine, 'Catch' and compiled a monthly feature on nightclubs in various cities. Myself and a photographer visited a club and questioned around twenty groups of girls in twos or threes, asking them if they had their eye on anyone that night, how long they took to get ready, and so on, and then they had their picture taken. I can assure you that 'Would you like to be featured in a national magazine?' is streets ahead of 'Hello darlin' on your own?' in the chat-up stakes, but since the photographer and I are both married, we had to regretfully decline any offers of further conversation.

[gazzawazza]

A few years ago we had a leaving do at work for our workmate who we knew as, "the man with no arse."

As a leaving present, we made him a papier mach� arse, and as he was scottish we painted little frilly tartan panties on it.

It looked so funny and so realistic we made each one for ourselves for a lalugh.

Never before (or since) have we received so much attention by the fairer sex... Try it!!!

[parkhead]

Gazzawazza- Hello! Just wanted to let you know I am the "fairer sex"! My best chat up line was spitting on a lad- 10 years on we are still together despite living either side of the country for 6 of those years.

[gazzawazza]

See Parkhead, it's even working on you now!!!

[FTVS]

My most successful chat up line with drunken lads is "hello", with sober lads it's usually THE LOOK followed by "hello" My fiancee swears that the best results come from toting an ironing board around with you ...