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Get the facts straight?
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An accountant dials home from work to apologise to his wife for being at work so late.
A strange woman answers so he asks, "Who is this?"
"This is the Polish maid Lucia.", answered the woman.
"I don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Where exactly is she?"
"Ah, she's upstairs in the bedroom with "Someone" who I just figured was her husband."
The accountant is fuming and says says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make £20,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"Get my shotgun from my office and shoot her and the lover."
Lucia puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
She comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Chuck them in the pond in the back garden!"
"But this is a flat on the 23rd floor?"
A long pause foloows then "Can I just check your number there?"
A strange woman answers so he asks, "Who is this?"
"This is the Polish maid Lucia.", answered the woman.
"I don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Where exactly is she?"
"Ah, she's upstairs in the bedroom with "Someone" who I just figured was her husband."
The accountant is fuming and says says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make £20,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"Get my shotgun from my office and shoot her and the lover."
Lucia puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
She comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Chuck them in the pond in the back garden!"
"But this is a flat on the 23rd floor?"
A long pause foloows then "Can I just check your number there?"
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