Oh.My.God. girlies - I am so excited...

[Bbbananas]

.. have just been told I am to entertain and educate a young student next week here at work. Show him around a bit, show him the ropes, explain different roles within the Practice etc. I groaned inwardly and outwardly very heavily - yawn... another spotty gangly boring student who wants to grow up and rule the world.
I have just craftily facebooked his name, as you do - OMG. If this is the one, and it must be because it's a very very unusual name (can't repeat it, obviously) Girls - he is drop dead Gorgeous with a big fat capital G.
Note to self for next Monday: best knickers, highest heels, tightest skirt, stockings, red lippy and best face forward. He may be the type to fancy a Mrs Robinson or have fantasies of older women flirtations. I am SO looking forward to teaching this Gorgeous Young Man.
Is this sick?

[B00]

The one Tony said!

They're marginally better snags, i guess. But the M word is right up there with "secretion" and "discharge", they are just words that make you go "ewwwww".

well, they do me anyway.

[snags]

Secretion and discharge? Moist is nowhere near as revolting as those two...

'humid'... or 'muggy' perhaps ;-p

[sara3]

BOO, bless your heart.. lol!

[Barmaid]

God I just had a shock. Was reading this thread and the sony ericson ad came up on the left hand side of my screen. Out of the corner of my arm, I saw the blokes arm. You can imagine what I thought. (IF you catch it from the corner of your eye it does not look like an arm).

Am going to wash my mind out with soapy water.

[sara3]

blimey, I don't get ads like that!