Womens lonely hearts ads.

[carrust]

What they really mean!!

Adventurous....................Slut.

Athletic..............................No tits.

30 something..................41

Fun.....................................Annoy
ing.


Wild....................................Gets pi55ed easily.

Beautiful eyes...................Face like a robbers dog

Seeks knight in shining armour... Ex husbands a 'king nutter

New -age...........................Hairy, with a smelly fanny.

Headstrong.......................Argumentativ
e.


Enjoys pubbing & clubbing....Alcoholic.

Curvy...................................Fat cow

Cuddly.................................Fat cow.

Likes eating out................Greedy fat cow.

Likes nights in...................Lazy fat cow

[marval]

What tossed salad?

[craft1948]

actually I think carrust is right....lol

[carrust]

What do zacmaster, & a chef who always drops his pancakes have in common?

They're both useless tossers!