Jayne's Cookery Page

[joggerjayne]

New to AnswerBank.

Cooking dilemmas?

Recipe not working?

Looking for ideas for that special dinner party?

Ask Jayne. I'm here to help.

[joggerjayne]

Delia Smith ... eat my pants ... !

I AM super chef !!!!!!!!!!



JJ x

[joggerjayne]

cath ...

I quite like jellied eels.



... from Waitrose, obviously.

JJ x

[funnygirl]

Logic, my yorkies come out big!!

My souffles are a bit like you, flat!!!!!

[China Doll]

My apron is at the cleaners after you borrowed it last time... ;0P

He's very fond of hoovers weal... He wouldn't need an apron for that..

[caththecrazy]

I could get down to Brighton the train line goes there - 1 adult and 2 crabs please....

Paper hats it is then

[sn�gs]

ffs who is 'he'... the cat's father?

And the only reason I'm adept with the hoover is China's insistence on performing the Shake'n'Vac dance at every opportunity...

[weeal]

ha Shake n Vac can just picture it, on second thoughts keep the apron hon

[joggerjayne]

cath ...

I think crabs go free ... if accompanied by an adult.



JJ x

[Panic Button]

Can you recommend a good stuffing?

[joggerjayne]

Paxo stuffing.

... from Waitrose.



JJ x

[Panic Button]

Are John Lewis paying you commission?

[caththecrazy]

Can you give me your receipe for boiling water?

[joggerjayne]

Yes.

I mean No ... obviously.



But tbh ... if God had meant us to cook ...

... He wouldn't have given us Waitrose.



... or the 5th Floor at Harvey Nichols.



JJ x

[joggerjayne]

cath ...

Make it like green tea ... but leave out the tea.



JJ x

[China Doll]

on second thoughts keep the apron hon

^^^ That's what I told the cats father too actually.

[joggerjayne]

Dixie ...

Soon, there will be a permanent new heading under Topics ...

"Cook With Jayne"



JJ x

[joggerjayne]

Jayne's kitchen is now CLOSED

Thank you for your custom

[rinkins]

Ooh yes panic I need a good stuffing too!

Seagull JJ, I have run out of Veuve what should I do?