Hello

[OH-SHlT]

I'm new here and you may be wondering how I chose my name on here and I am curious to how you all chose your names on here so please tell me.

My excuse on how I chose my name is this.

I were just registering on here and could not think of a name and I asked the Mrs to choose one for me and just as I asked her that she stubbed her little toe on the door (and we all know how much that hurts dont we boys and girls) and then screamed out oh ******* shlt.

So you can guess the rest but I had to leave the word ******* out as there were to many letters.

Over to you now

[OH-SHlT]

Well sod you all then.

I'm leaving

[Drisgirl]

I was watching an episode of Only Fools and the 'Brothers' came on and I thought -I woudlnt mind being their moll and the rest is history Dave !

[swanko]

oooooh dont go!

do you smell of roses.you know like horses.

[OH-SHlT]

They all call me Dave in el arenal for some reason driss

[Drisgirl]

I know this lol!!! (daftie )

[OH-SHlT]

Bloody haggis basher ^

[Seadragon]

Oh-****, Oh-****, Oh-****

I have a real soft spot for the Leafy variety of Seadragon from the Southern, Eastern waters of Australia. The Weedy one is nice as well but hence the name.

[OH-SHlT]

At last a bloody normal person has replied.

Well??????????????????

[Lorzy Lor]

its a play on my name, bit boring really but hey, it works! like the way you came upon yrs! :)

[Lorzy Lor]

sorry, i mean yr poor wifey, hope she's ok, but a kind of funny story!

[zzxxee]

hi

[craft1948]

I've said this before but as you're OBVIOUSLY new.....mine's from I Can't Remember A Fcuking Thing...

[OH-SHlT]

Aw shrrupp Krafty and get yerr tits out for the lads

[pastafreak]

Cos I like the stuff.....but if I had to coose a new one-maybe YankeeYodeller........what do ya think???

[tamborine]

I've no knowledge of who you are but I stubbed my toe and said "oh feathers".

Is Neil Diamond ok to listen too - or has he got a past?

[craft1948]

OH-SHlT
Sat 08/08/09
19:11 Question Author

Aw shrrupp Krafty and get yerr tits out for for the lads
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obviously desparate......I'm 61 for fcuks sake.....

[dot.haukes]

I've seen Niel Diamond live twice and he is better live than performing to a load of z list celebrioties who have no knowledge of his back catalogue and ask stuypid planted questions like 'why frogs' FFS