omg this just in....................................

[leggionaire]

Ive just had a message from an ex girlfriend of mine who used to work for mi5 and is now working for the police force


shes done a check


and the news is.....................................


today




IS NOT CRAFTYS BIRTHDAY




What a devious old bint eh �?�?�?�?�?�

[NoMercy]

It's all the Roy Turds news agency are talking about...

[el-knobbio]

yea i know it was yesterday

[craft1948]

thanks for that leggy.....I thought I'd pee'd my pants but realised I was commando....

[leggionaire]

commando??
the size of your asss you could go parachute with your knickers lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Stop it!!!! I'll.....pee........

[craft1948]

I am now officially ..............WET

[NoMercy]

I've just had to put a towel under my bum...

[leggionaire]

welll

i may change my name to ky .jelleggy

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh dear, nooooo......mwhahahahaaaaa!!!!!